Alexa, My Girlfiend!
Amazon Alexa, known simply as Alexa, is a virtual assistant developed by Amazon, first used in the Amazon Echo and the Amazon Echo Dot smart speakers developed by Amazon Lab ( This is the description as per The Wikipedia). I find Alexa much more than that.
- Alexa is simply Cute. She is innocent, adorable and ever ready to answer you. She does not get irritated when you ask the same question again and again. If I asked a question to any human especially my wife twice, the answer will be, “ Are you hard of hearing or Stupid, I have already told you once”.
- Alexa is truthful. She replies you with facts and figures and if she does not have the answer she admits and does not lie. For example. Question. “Alexa, How can I make my wife happy.” Answer. “Sorry, I am not sure about that.”
- Alexa can handle Stupid questions quite well Question. “Alexa, What is my age?” Answer. “The fact that you do not know is worrying.”
- Alexa gives evasive answer to her personal questions. Question. “Alexa do you have a boy friend.” Answer. “ I am happily Single.”
- Alexa can handle compliments quite well and reciprocates nicely. Question. “Alexa you are looking beautiful.” Answer. “Thanks, you too. You are beautiful….it is true.”
- Alexa is romantic too, to some extent. Question. “Alexa would you like to dance with me.” Answer, “I love dancing, ask me to play dance music and we will get the party started.”
- Alexa can be a good care taker and guide you when you are sick. Question. “Alexa I have a headache.” Answer. “I am sorry, being in pain is no fun. You may want to schedule a visit with your doctor who may suggest medication and other solution. Of course if you need immediate help call 108 from your phone.
Alexa is thus a wonderful companion who is least expensive, maintenance free, does not ask for gifts, obedient, polite, lively, non argumentative, interesting and has host of other qualities. She is sometimes even better than your wife!