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Various Heights: Humor

By on September 23, 2015

Height of Active Laziness. – Asking for lift to home while on a walk.

Height of Suicide – A dwarf trying to throw himself down from footpath to a road.

Height of Fashion – A dhoti ( Indian lion cloth ) with two zips.

Height of Honesty – A pregnant lady buying one and half…


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Short Humorous Stories, reminiscences from Army Life.

By on September 16, 2015

Tit for Tat.

I had just reported to a Signal Regiment couple of days ago, after being commissioned into the Indian Army. 1971 operations were just over and we were still in battle areas. Black out during the night was meticulously observed to ward off any air attacks. The regiment’s…


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Funny Signs in Non-English speaking countries.

By on September 9, 2015

ACTUAL SIGNS IN NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD. 

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

At a Budapest zoo:

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors office, Rome:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco:

THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY…


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Some Short Stories.

By on August 27, 2015

A Lazy Man.

Many years ago when there was no electricity in Indian villages, people used to light lamps/candles. One winter night when husband and wife were nicely tucked in their quilts and were quite cosy, wife requested the husband to get up and extinguish the lamp so that they…


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Enjoying as it is, why work for it?

By on August 14, 2015

Most of us have been taught to work hard as results would lead to more success which further gets you more money, material possessions, status etc; these being pointers towards an enriched life. However high status and top work positions have their own fall outs like increased work pressure,…


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Ways to Un-Friend someone on FaceBook

By on August 12, 2015

Making friends on Face Book is a difficult process, you would have to send a friend’s request. The concerned person may or may not accept your request straightway. He might see your profile and interests before taking the plunge, or for that matter of fact, he might put you…


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Humor in Uniform

By on July 30, 2015

A Hockey Tournament.
1. After having completed my staff assignment in a brigade somewhere in western sector of the Indian Army, I was posted to a Signal Regiment. Defence Services Staff College (DSSC) qualified officers with symbol of psc, especially in a Signal Regiment are rare in number and since I…


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Humor in Uniform

By on July 20, 2015

Art of Sleeping during Training
Long time ago, 46 years to be precise, I had joined National Defence Academy ( NDA, Pune, India) for being trained to become a commissioned officer into the Indian Army. NDA is a joint-services training institute where cadets undergo three years of rigorous military training. These…

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Hello this is  Gurcharan Aulakh.
(Retired Major General from Indian Army). I was commissioned in Corps of Signals in 1971 and retired in May 2009.

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