Various Heights: Humor
Height of Active Laziness. – Asking for lift to home while on a walk.
Height of Suicide – A dwarf trying to throw himself down from footpath to a road.
Height of Fashion – A dhoti ( Indian lion cloth ) with two zips.
Height of Honesty – A pregnant lady buying one and half tickets while traveling.
Height of Confusion – Two worms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of Revenge – A bastard employed in a condom factory puncturing all condoms.
Height of Noise – Two skeletons making love on a tin roof.
Height of Craziness – Making photocopy of a plain paper.
Height of De-hydration – A cow yielding powder milk.
Height of Forgetfulness – Forgetting one’s own name.
Height of Stupidity – A man looking through the key hole of a glass door.
Height of Secrecy – Offering blank visiting cards.
( Compiled from here and there and some derived )