Various Heights: Humor

Height of Active Laziness. – Asking for lift to home while on a walk.

Height of Suicide – A dwarf trying to throw himself down from footpath to a road.

Height of Fashion – A dhoti ( Indian lion cloth ) with two zips.

Height of Honesty – A pregnant lady buying one and half tickets while traveling.

Height of Confusion – Two worms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Height of Revenge – A bastard employed in a condom factory puncturing all condoms.

Height of Noise – Two skeletons making love on a tin roof.

Height of Craziness – Making photocopy of a plain paper.

Height of De-hydration – A cow yielding powder milk.

Height of Forgetfulness – Forgetting one’s own name.

Height of Stupidity – A man looking through the key hole of a glass door.

Height of Secrecy – Offering blank visiting cards.

( Compiled from here and there and some derived )

Guchi.

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